I quit this site

June 17, 2006-June 27, 2008

Hey yo, it's Chris Masters. What's up?

Here are the victims of the Masterlock.

John Cena!

Rob Van Dam!

Kane!

Carlito!

Shelton Benjamin!

Chavo Guerrero!

Super Crazy!

Val Venis!

Kurt Angle!

Big Show!

Yo, it's the Masterpiece, Chris Masters. What's up?

Torrie didn't like the largest muscles in the WWE.

How does it feel Carlito when I give you the Masterlock?

I don't think Torrie liked that either.

The last month or so haven't been one of my best months. You see, I've had lost to Super Crazy twice in the row. And then, I get screwed by Carlito in the 6-man tournament for the Intercontinental Championship. It's alright. The Masterpiece will bounce back and will bounce back hard because I'm still determined to be the greatest wrestler of all time. C'mon, look at man. I'm the Masterpiece! I'm Chris Masters! What isn't there not to like about me?

Ladies love my hard rock abs. If you like what you see ladies, then hit me up and we can hang out or go on a date.

Hey. What's up? On Raw, Carlito almost tapped to the Masterlock and I could had been the new Intercontinental Champion, but Jeff Hardy sneak attacked me from behind and cause me the opportunity to become champion. Arrggh! I'll make Jeff Hardy pay.